Car Crash Telly
I have discovered the best show in the history of the thing they call television.
'Cheaters' is the tackiest, sleaziest, lowest form of voyeurism. It's car crash TV. And I'm addicted.
For those who have yet to discover this wonder of 21st century entertainment and are still stuck with Newsnight and Noel Edmonds (note to any television producers reading this - must sound out Noel for possible guest presenting slot) a world of joy awaits.
In a nutshell it's an American (obviously) reality show where a suspecting spouse/partner hire a detective agency to spy on their other half, in the hope of catching them 'at it'. Upon being presented with the evidence that their partner is 'having it away with some little madam from the office/milkman' they are given the chance to confront their cheating partners.
[Believe it or not, Suspicious Minds by Elvis Presley has just come on the radio as I type - spooky!!]
Last night's 'confrontation' was the best television I HAVE EVER SEEN.
It involved a young man who suspected his wife was 'playing away' with an old boyfriend. The cuckolded young hubby (great word, cuckold, eh?) discovered his wife, and her cheating heart, was at a party with said ex-boyfriend.
So, there he was, bursting in on the party ready to confront his wife about her infidelity. What did he see when he (and a film crew of about 20) opened the front door?
Not only was his wife "engaged in extra marital activities" (their words, not mine) with her ex, she was 'at it' with the entire room! She was at the centre of attention of a full-blown masked orgy! The look on her husband's face will stay with me for a long time.
Upon seeing the cameras, people began to grab their underwear and scurry away to the nearest exit. One party guest - and I kid you not - was seen carrying a REAL LIVE GOAT. I almost dropped my Horlicks, I was laughing so much.
Until the party host emerged from the bedroom waving a gun!!! Thankfully the burly film crew security 'disengaged' him. Ouch.
Total class.
'Cheaters' is the tackiest, sleaziest, lowest form of voyeurism. It's car crash TV. And I'm addicted.
For those who have yet to discover this wonder of 21st century entertainment and are still stuck with Newsnight and Noel Edmonds (note to any television producers reading this - must sound out Noel for possible guest presenting slot) a world of joy awaits.
In a nutshell it's an American (obviously) reality show where a suspecting spouse/partner hire a detective agency to spy on their other half, in the hope of catching them 'at it'. Upon being presented with the evidence that their partner is 'having it away with some little madam from the office/milkman' they are given the chance to confront their cheating partners.
[Believe it or not, Suspicious Minds by Elvis Presley has just come on the radio as I type - spooky!!]
Last night's 'confrontation' was the best television I HAVE EVER SEEN.
It involved a young man who suspected his wife was 'playing away' with an old boyfriend. The cuckolded young hubby (great word, cuckold, eh?) discovered his wife, and her cheating heart, was at a party with said ex-boyfriend.
So, there he was, bursting in on the party ready to confront his wife about her infidelity. What did he see when he (and a film crew of about 20) opened the front door?
Not only was his wife "engaged in extra marital activities" (their words, not mine) with her ex, she was 'at it' with the entire room! She was at the centre of attention of a full-blown masked orgy! The look on her husband's face will stay with me for a long time.
Upon seeing the cameras, people began to grab their underwear and scurry away to the nearest exit. One party guest - and I kid you not - was seen carrying a REAL LIVE GOAT. I almost dropped my Horlicks, I was laughing so much.
Until the party host emerged from the bedroom waving a gun!!! Thankfully the burly film crew security 'disengaged' him. Ouch.
Total class.
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